What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:21
Still no good.
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Brad Pitt Wears a Cobalt Blue Velvet Blazer and Barrel Jeans with Ines de Ramon - instyle.com
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
So they tried
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.